I was looking at some geek jokes and ended up in a more generic list of jokes for some "know-it-all" guys.
I found some of them funny.. so I decided to share them..
1. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
2. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
3. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks.. "Do you all want a drink?" The first logician says "I don't know", the second says "I don't know" and then the third one says "Yes!".. Go figure..
4. Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eys and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs of and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground and steps on it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you!".. Newton though smiles and says.. "You didn't find me, you've found a Newton over a square meter.. That's actually Pascal!"
5. A Roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says.. "Five beers, please"
6. A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So is it a boy or a girl? The logician replies : "True!!!"
7. The programmer's wife tells him : "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer came back with 12 loaves of bread.
8. There's a band called 1023MB.. They haven't had any gigs yet..
I think number 6 is my closest call.. I could have possibly said that.. lol