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Title: Logic of a beer drinker Post by moneymarketing on 28th Feb, 2015 at 8:10pm
DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:
Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost? Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli. Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that? Man: 15 years. Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct? Man: Correct. Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct? Man: Correct. Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady Interviewer: No. Man: So where's your Ferrari? [smiley=lolx.gif] I think I'll have to give the decision to the beer drinker on that one [smiley=12-party.gif] |
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Title: Re: Logic of a beer drinker Post by SolidSnake on 1st Mar, 2015 at 8:42pm
He's right, isn't he? ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Logic of a beer drinker Post by ruicarlov on 2nd Mar, 2015 at 6:48pm
Nah. I'd prefer a Ferrari, myself.
No wait, that's a lie. I'd go for a Tesla S P85D. 8-) Have fun drinking, guys! |
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Title: Re: Logic of a beer drinker Post by Sunil Shrestha on 1st Sep, 2016 at 6:22pm
Nice one. I liked it.
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Title: Re: Logic of a beer drinker Post by hattifnatt on 6th Jul, 2019 at 8:56pm
Where's my ferrari indeed, if only it was so simple ;D
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