Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last one.

Q2. Where was the US Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue Sea what will it become? * It will become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
* No problem; he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* There are no elephants with one hand.  ;D

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands.  [smiley=lolx.gif]

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all. The wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want. Concrete floors are hard to crack.

Nice ones!  ;D

I'm already familliar with them, but it's always nice to get a reminder.