"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those who enjoy a play on words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." Here are some of the best lines for lexophiles.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

Batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day-care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

Thanks money, marketing isn't your only skill, I see.

Now I know what I'm called. Very educational  ;D

ruicarlov wrote on 6^th May, 2014 at 6:47pm:

Thanks money, marketing isn't your only skill, I see. Now I know what I'm called. Very educational  ;D

Lol.. nice one!

BTW, I remember this one from an old game (C&C Generals ZH).. :

"Looks like we're having a new..clear winter this year..."

ruicarlov wrote on 6^th May, 2014 at 6:47pm:

Thanks money, marketing isn't your only skill, I see. Now I know what I'm called. Very educational  ;D

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Yes, but it is not my skill. I just cut and pasted the email I got from someone  ;D

As the carpenter who desperately needed affirmation when he added the second piece of plywood said: "I hope you like my reply!"  ;)