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Title: HUMOR Post by moneymarketing on 11th Jan, 2014 at 2:52am I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Emo Philips. The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand. Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm no happier than when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger. We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden |
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