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Message started by SolidSnake on 21st Aug, 2013 at 5:07pm

Title: Blonde + Automatic Car = ...
Post by SolidSnake on 21st Aug, 2013 at 5:07pm
I got this from Renee (my hosting admin  :P)..


Quote:
Carolyn, a very rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sports car.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't go at all. After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer, and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You nut, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use "D" during the day and "N" at night "

I drive an automatic car myself and I'm still laughing... [smiley=lolx.gif]

Title: Re: Blonde + Automatic Car = ...
Post by ruicarlov on 22nd Aug, 2013 at 4:21pm
I've never seen an automatic car before, so the joke gets a bit lost on me. What do "D" and "N" really mean?

Title: Re: Blonde + Automatic Car = ...
Post by SolidSnake on 22nd Aug, 2013 at 7:59pm
Well, D is for "Drive" while "N" is for "Neutral"..
More here..

Title: Re: Blonde + Automatic Car = ...
Post by moneymarketing on 22nd Aug, 2013 at 10:29pm

SolidSnake wrote on 22nd Aug, 2013 at 7:59pm:
Well, D is for "Drive" while "N" is for "Neutral"..
More here..



I'd hate to ask her what R stands for  ;D

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