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Message started by moneymarketing on 23rd Feb, 2013 at 11:42am

Title: Common European Language
Post by moneymarketing on 23rd Feb, 2013 at 11:42am
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replase the soft “c”.. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reakh the stage where more komplikated khanges are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali be tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.  [smiley=12-party.gif] [smiley=13-latin.gif] [smiley=together.gif] [smiley=01-needhelp.gif]

….my spell checker just got up and left the room.
   ;D

Title: Re: Common European Language
Post by ruicarlov on 23rd Feb, 2013 at 5:26pm
I knew that one from a looong time ago, but it's still funny to hear it again. I guess this just comes to show that often we only need some simillarities to the original words to decode the writing.

Title: Re: Common European Language
Post by SolidSnake on 25th Feb, 2013 at 2:10am
Laughed a lot with it even if it wasn't the first time I read it.. :D

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